"You have to start the swimmers when they’re two or three days old. First you teach them to drink milk from a baby bottle. Then you lead them to the water. Soon they dive to get the bottle. In six weeks, splasho! They’re swimming."

- Lucy Fibbs explains how she prematurely separates her piglets from their mothers and forces them to learn how to swim for the purposes of some competition.
The Case of the Overfed Pigs